Okay.

[thesixthson]

Alright. It's been a few days. I've been feeling a little... disoriented lately. Probably owing the fact that I've been turned into a girl. Literally. This is seriously the worst thing ever. I mean, I like girls, but I never wanted to BE one.

Uh... Ginny... Hermione... either one of you feel like lending me a hand with some... girl stuff?

... this so sucks.

Comments

[7-of-7.livejournal.com]

This is so weird. What do you need help with, at the moment?

[lumos-nox13.livejournal.com]

Ron?! Or should that be Ronette? (Sorry! You have to admit this is rather amusing!) Now, don't worry. Dumbledore has everything under control. You'll be back to normal in just a few weeks! And in the mean time, you are not sleeping in my room!

[readmyfortune.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's on his period! I mean, maybe she's on her period! Oh, Ron, if you need any help, just talk to me!! :D You can borrow my clothes, too. Or maybe you're too bulky.. >.>

I mean, you know that I've been switched too (which is SO ew, because I don't really know how to work this thing, and the other Squad members aren't very happy, but Pansy Parkinson got reversed too :/), so you can sleep in my bed in the dorm if you like! Can I have yours? Dean Thomas once said I could share with him but that was before the switch, and so I don't think the offer stands anymore.. plus, I don't really want to..
:( :( So can I!? Anyway, if you're on your period, just ask me and I'll help you!

[the-sixth-son.livejournal.com]

Um... stuff. I'd rather not say here. Just meet me later and we'll talk?

[the-sixth-son.livejournal.com]

Lav, that's really nice of you. I don't know, I'm not that bulky... if you need guy clothes, though, you can borrow some of mine. And we can switch beds if you want. That would work out okay. Hey, since we're both switched, maybe you can help me with girl stuff and I can help you with guy stuff?

By the way, I am so not on my period. Got it? Okay.

[the-sixth-son.livejournal.com]

Amusing for you, maybe! A few weeks is a lot longer than it sounds, Hermione. And no worries -- I'm sleeping in the girls' dorm. Nowhere near your fancy schmancy private room. I'm taking Lavender's bed, she's taking mine.

Don't call me Ronette. It's disturbing.

[readmyfortune.livejournal.com]

That works out great! :D :D We can be each others' support!I'll see what you have for clothes!!

If you say so!

Private to Ron

[jack-sloper-mi.livejournal.com]

It can't be that bad Ron, you're still alive at least. Plus, you're a very attractive girl now. You have alot of options and possibilities before that you didn't before. Such as...you can go into the girl's bathroom without getting into trouble...you can get free quills from that pervy shopkeeper at Diagon Alley...you can use girl's shower rooms...you'll even get a greater understanding about the opposite gender. Not to mention that you'll be on the inside and be able to learn all their secerets, like who they like and what they like in a bloke, etc. Why, I bet they'll feel even closer to you now that you're one of them...except you're not. Oh...you may want to avoid Wayne, he hits on anything female I think. If there is anything I can do to help, let me know.

Jack Sloper,
Still a Bloke.

[7-of-7.livejournal.com]

No problem.

[lumos-nox13.livejournal.com]

There's no need to get snippy, Ronald! I was only trying to get you to lighten up a bit! It's not the end of the world!

Well, I'm sure you're going to have a very, er, interesting experience. Remember, what doesn't kill you can only make you smarter!

[the-sixth-son.livejournal.com]

... spoken like a true bookgeek.

I can't help being snippy. I'VE BEEN TURNED INTO A GIRL. That makes for an unhappy Ron.

Re: Private to Ron

[the-sixth-son.livejournal.com]

All I have to say is... it is that bad, Jack. It's really that bad.

They still know that I'm a guy underneath all of the pretty hair and long fingernails, too. I don't think they'll feel closer to me... they'll probably just think I'm a freak! But I'll avoid Wayne. Thanks for the heads up.

Re: Private to Ron

[jack-sloper-mi.livejournal.com]

I'd trade places with you if I could mate, just to spare you the pain, but it isn't possible.

You have long fingernails? Try acting like them, and they should forget about you being you underneath that soft, lovely exterior. Too bad you don't have a twin sister. No problem, and don't wear skirts if at all possible. Winter wind factor and all...