Okay.

Alright. It's been a few days. I've been feeling a little... disoriented lately. Probably owing the fact that I've been turned into a girl. Literally. This is seriously the worst thing ever. I mean, I like girls, but I never wanted to BE one.

Uh... Ginny... Hermione... either one of you feel like lending me a hand with some... girl stuff?

... this so sucks.